Saturday, January 08, 2011

IT'S SATURDAY, MY HUSBAND IS 5O, AND I'M DRUNK!

It is 1.34am on saturday morning.
I'm just heading off to bed.
Stew is already asleep I reckon.
I've been playing poker with Steve, Mike, Lacy, Joyce and Andrew.  Andrew won.  But ONLY cos I'm pissed as a chook! (I'm sure)

When I wake up in the morning I am sure I will be like.... hungover... that's why I'm posting NOW.... cos I'm not YET hungover~!!!!!

Ha hahhhhahhahahahahhahah.

Actually, I'm kinda worried about GOING TO BED... cos me thinks the room will be spinning.  BUGGER.

So... WHEN I wake up... I will update PROPERLY for today (well it still feels like friday night to me actually).... IT'S STEW'S 50TH BIRTHDAY

Hell I hope he has a lovely day...cos I love him soooo much.  He ROCKS my world. 

We have almost all of our kids here, and some of his closest friends too.

I hope I don't have a hangover.... off to bed now... see you later on today when I'm sober.    Hell I've done well typing this!!!!

Gimme 10!

9.34am:  I am awake again.  I AM ILL.   You can all crow.   My head is thumping.  My stomach is churning.  And I have the shits.  END. OF. STORY.
No point saying I will never do it again... cos I am bound to!  We never learn.  At least I only do it on average ONCE  a year!!!

On with our day... the weather is FANTASTIC.  We are going to have a really lovely day.  I will come right with something in me tummy... off to have some dry toast... lol.

10.33am... yaaa I am feeling so much better! The toast worked a treat.


ABOVE:  a little video of the dogs last night... they have kept us VERY amused.  Harley just lives to HUMP Coco! 

ABOVE:  5 of our 6 kids... this was the 'gimp' photo... the rest were even worse!  I am bound to get more over the next few hours. 

We are awaiting a few more visitors, then we will have our dinner... cold meats and salad.  No BBQ ... it's too bloody hot!

End of Day:  the party is in full swing.. everyone is having a great time.  My hangover is .... still there!  I just sucumbed and took some pills to help the poor head!  I cannot remember being this hungover in my whole life!  I really must have had toooooo much tipple!  nite nite.

OH and I think tomorrow's post might be late as I am SLEEPING IN... OK?  lol

36 comments:

  1. LOLOLOL!

    Happy Birthday Stew!

    I hope the room doesnt spin too much babe.

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  2. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

    Hope ya feel okay when ya get up....hangovers at our age really suck!

    XOXO,

    Cyndi

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  3. How's the head today Chris. Very impressed with your spelling especially while so intoxicated lol. Hope Stew has a wonderful birthday.

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  4. Happy Birthday Stew!! :)

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  5. Happy 50th Stew ... :) hope you do not have a hangover and are totally able to enjoy your saturday with friends and family!
    love ya

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  6. lol we all need a down night. glad you had fun.

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  7. Happy Birthday Stew, have a wonderful day and ChrisH hope you are not feeling to bad this morning when you rise lol....

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  8. You did great with the post, and Happy Birthday to Stew! I am sure that his birthday was wonderful!
    Micki

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  9. Dear Chris, Hope you're not too hungover when you wake up. Happy Birthday Stew!

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  10. Happy Birthday Stew

    hope u arent too hung over Chris a house ful of people and a grizzler at that and a hang over ick not a nice combo quick grab a drink and get drunk again hehehe

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  11. Anonymous8:00 AM

    OMG! I hope you don't feel too bad today... Have a great party tonight! Wish Stew a happy birthday.

    Kate (kittie444@hotmail.com)

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  12. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEW !!!!
    hope its a good one enjoy

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  13. Happy birthday to you Stu from us all here in Palmy. Hope you have a wonderful day and Chris, spoil him rotten :-)

    Hope to catch up soon
    Love Michele, Gary and co xxx

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  14. I hope you wake up feeling decent. It sounds like you've had a good time, and you certainly deserve it!

    Give Stew a big hug for me and enjoy the rest of your weekend!

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  15. Happy Birthday Stew!!

    Hope you're not feeling too bad this morning Chris, and that your weekend is drama free x

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  16. Happy Birthday Stew, hope you have a great day. That wifey of yours obvioulsy isn't out of bed yet, (or coherrent enough to type) as its 9.33am and there are 'no comments' visable yet, so I'm assuming "Mrs Nibs" hasn't quite joined us in the land of the living.

    Well have a ;ovely birthday with all your family and friends who have joined you to celebrate the milestone.

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  17. Happy birthday Stew!!!

    Hey Chris - hope the hangover eases so you can enjoy the party!

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  18. Happy birthday Stew!! I hope his day has started a lot better than yours :)

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  19. Happy 50th Birthday Stew :O)

    Hope you have a wonderful day with your family and friends

    Michelle x

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  20. Happy Birthday Stew!!!

    Glad you're feeling better Chris!

    Oh, thanks for the doggie porn! hahahahaha

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  21. Wishing you a Happy 50th Birthday Stew we hope you have a lovely day with family and friends and Chris WAKE UP BANG BANG CLATTER SMASH CRASH I do hope you have a great day too See I told you yakking drinking card player TIS wicked!!!!!!

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  22. Happy Birthday to two Wonderful people. Well, it would not be a happy birthday if one of you were not involved - so it takes two to tangle for a Happy Birthday!!!!:)

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  23. Very happy birthday wishes to Stew. Hope you have an awesome day with lots of fun & laughter with family and friends. All the very best too for the years ahead.
    Hope the hangover wears off fast Chris LOL
    xoxo

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  24. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEW!!! Hope you and the family have a fabulous day.

    LOL at the hang over... glad the toast sorted you out. :-)

    xxoo

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  25. Happy Birthday Stew

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  26. Happy 50th Stew. I hope you have a wonderful night.

    Loved the video Chris. What a laugh. Hope you aren't feeling too bad. It's going to be a long day - LOL!!

    Lovely photos of your kids.

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  27. Happy Birthday Stew.

    :)

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  28. Anonymous4:28 PM

    HAPPY HANGOVER CHRIS AND HAPPY HALF-CENTURY STEW! WOMBAT

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  29. Lots of happy returns to Stew for his 50th... and, WOW, your daughter Kelly looks *just* like you...!

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  30. ... or is it Amanda???? Anyhoo, the pretty blonde girl in the middle!!

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  31. The comment above took the words out of my mouth! Kelly looks so much like you!!!!!!

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  32. Happy Birthday Stew! I am glad you had all the kids around, and that the party was a lot of fun, sorry about the hangover, but hey, never one to waste sympathy on the self inflicted! Haha.

    Keep up the good work, girl! xx

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  33. Sorry for your HO... Happy Birthday to Stew!

    Great picture of your kids. Personalities shine much better in fun shots, I think.

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  34. Oops, back again as I forgot to wish Stew a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    XOXO,

    Cyndi

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  35. LOL sucks you have to pay after you play!

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  36. Happy belated birthday to your husband! Sorry I'm so late. I've been sick.

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