Sunday, June 13, 2010

DUCKS

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!





Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular
.



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a Duck.




so... I am at a loss to post anything today. It's going to be a quiet day at home... probably do some sewing or card making... back later!
When I got up this morning it was a lovely day! I was so surprised... but an hour later... it's changed dramatically... now it's pouring with rain and freezing! Pffffft. We have to do the grocery shopping today... got no fruit, fresh veges etc.... just have to wait till Stew gets outta bed, it's his turn for a lie in! *smiles*
Yaaa... finally got the grocery shopping done. It's such a shitty job... but a necessary one unfortunately. I went with an empty tummy... BAD MOVE! Ended up buying quite a few things I shouldn't have... choccy biscuits, chips, dips.. YIKES!
ABOVE: even the dogs got a treat! I don't think Teddy knows what to do with it! He never gets treats due to his allergies.. but I couldn't give Coco a treat and not Teddy eh?
End of Day: well a long day, spent mostly indoors doing bugger all! Hope tomorrow is a bit more interesting. nite nite.

16 comments:

  1. LOL Cute joke, Chris!

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  2. love the photo Chris - where the heck do you find them! great way to start a Sunday with a good old laugh - THANKS! Have a great day.... No matter what you get up to :)

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  3. Ha ha that was funny weather turning to custard here too and COLD so its nothing doing here for us EITHER, maybe just a few groceries like ham for lunches and I do my shopping on a Tuesday (who am I kidding I blardy shop nearly every day for forgotten things of THINGSno one wrote on the LIST!)

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  4. Enjoyed the joke. *He he* TWJ and I are till chuckling.

    See, I did walk yesterday and maybe again this afternoon. It looks about the same outside as it did yesterday. I'm working on it. I want it to become an everyday thing even if it's just a granny toddle.

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  5. Ha ha ha!! That's a good one. And I must say, that's quite the "eye candy" you've got up there! :o)

    It poured here today, too. I haven't seen it rain that hard in quite a while...I just stayed in and sewed on my newly serviced machine! Hope you and Stew didn't get too wet doing the grocery shopping!

    XOXO,

    Cyndi

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  6. hahhahahaa...a good one!!:)

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  7. That one made me chuckle out loud. Thanks Zxx

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  8. Cute joke and darling duck photo...the gentleman wasn't bad either...but the lady...e-gads! ...debbie

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  9. Oh, it's such a bad move to bring sweets and treats into the house!!!... I haven't been able to stop buying huge blocks of chocolate and they are hidden everywhere around the place...

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  10. i DESPISE grocery shopping! But that is about the only shopping I get to do these days and even then not much!

    The pups look so happy! He has finally accepted his new play mate, hasn't he? They are adorable.

    I will be glad when you get to get your fruit trees. I have wanted them all my life and one thing after another killed it for me . I hope you have good luck.

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  11. I loved the joke :) I won't even ask why you don't do smaller grocery shops more often and during the week not at the busy time like the weekend!! :)

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  12. The ducks are cute, the dogs are cute, the guy is delish, but the best was the joke......still smiling. We also has a SAH Blah day......got to watch a couple of movies though so not too big a waste.
    Hope tomorow is a better one.

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  13. I actually don't mind food shopping. It's relaxing for me. I go alone. I'm not talking to anyone. Interesting things to look at and read. And so on. Of course shopping in the rain is no fun... since I don't have a garage, taking the groceries in can be a cold and wet experience.

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  14. Chris! You went public again! I just came across your blog off another blog as I didn't ask for an invite when you went private... and now I've just caught up on your last 6 months!!
    Coco is adorable, and everyone looks well. Awesome work with the weight loss! Jess

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  15. hahahahahah so funny!

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  16. omg, the duck joke is so funny. I'm gonna tell it to everyone I know.

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