He is such a laid back boy.
Now he's a 'two handful boy'...
TODAY: I'm off to Hospice to do my 'regular' shift again. I'm fickle ... I missed being there! Here's hoping Mrs Fart-arse is not there!
I have a hanky with perfume sprayed on it nestled in me bra ... I am going to cover me nose with it if/when SHE FARTS... and I think I will be saying something to her too... she cannot carry on being so damn rude, ignorant and offensive.
If she cannot control her flatulence she should NOT be putting herself in situations where she can offend people. Well, that's MY opinion anyway. What do you think?
Our Puppies are THREE WEEKS OLD TODAY!
ONWARD...
Guess what I did today? Heee heee... I found 'Treasure' of course! ...
And I spent less than $20... how awesome is that.
PENNY: no, she never says ANYTHING when she lets off..... yet I know she can smell cos she has commented many times on customers who have BO or reek of cigarette smoke! I have mentioned it to the boss but there is nothing she can do really. AND she's too nice to say anything I think.
Luckily today she did not make any nasty smells... so my hanky stayed in my bra. Got nice smelling boobs thanks to the perfume, I might add...lol.
End of Day: what does 'DRINK' 'DRINK' mean on my thumb? I take a bottle of Diet Coke to work ... and so often I forget to bring it home again. So today I wrote on my thumb to try and remind myself to remember it! Nothing so silly as to drink more WATER... or buy more Tipple either!
I cannot live without my DIET COKE! Hence the name of my BLOG eh?
nite nite.
Do you have to sit and look for signs that they need to pee and grab them quick?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened with the sagging of the couch??? and OMG can't wait to see those puppies next weekend. Am already starting puppy shopping lol.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how much the puppies have grown. I don't envy you having to toilet train them all.
ReplyDeleteWow they are so big already! Have fun at work hopefully it will be stink free!
ReplyDeleteThose puppies are so damn cute and adorable I so wish I could have one.
ReplyDeleteThose puppies are so damn cute and adorable I so wish I could have one.
ReplyDeleteIt is amazing that little Coco can keep all those puppies so well fed. She must be doing a great job the way they are growing (and peeing). Good luck on the paper training.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, it's a hard topic with farts. I'm sure she doesn't do it to intentionally disgust people... right??
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she does! If you think she does, than you should talk to her about it, but if it's just something she can't control, then better not bring it up.
I don't know which is the sweetest -the puppies or the fabric. Wonder what you will turn them into????
ReplyDeleteAs for the stinky lady - I was walking in her shoes 10 years ago when I went to work at a paper plant. For some reason just as soon as I started work - every time we had a break - EVERY STEP - I made was * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Talk about the MOST EMBARRASSING event of my life! Plus, being in a group of folks that I had never met? I got lucky because most everybody who worked there also Smoked and they would take off to get a puff. That would give me time to head to the bathroom. I did go to the doctor for it and she said I was either lactose-intolerant -OR- I was allergic to something in the plant.
I don't know what it was -but as soon as I left there when it closed and went to work in a grocery store - it disappeared as quickly as it had inflected its self on me . Boy , was I glad to see it go TOO!
I had decided that was the reason we older folks were known as old Farts. : )
They are all so adorable! Sure wish I lived closer!!! Thanks for sharing the pics!
ReplyDeletePerhaps he needs a name change to Plank Cute photos
ReplyDeleteRe Mrs fartypants, maybe you could just discreetly point out that she may not realise but her flatulance has a rather strong odour and that maybe she should seek medical attention in case it is a symptom of something more serious. Maybe she seriously can't smell it.
ReplyDeleteThe puppies are adorable chris!
ReplyDeleteomg the puppies are SO CUTE!!!
ReplyDeletei like the writing on your thumb btw?!!!
:-)
San
xxx
I love all the treasures you fund and those doggies could not be cuter.
ReplyDeleteJust say in a loud voice Oh my God what is that smell did someone just fart
ReplyDeleteDrink Drink!! WHAT is up with that?? Hm. Can't guess well on that. Reminder to stay hydrated maybe??
ReplyDeleteThose pups will be jumping all over before you know it - they are SO BIG now. Sweet! :)
I have one question about the farting lady - does she excuse herself? I know it is embarrassing to draw attention to these things but it might give some insight into whether she is aware she is doing it at all. I agree that the odour possibly = medical issue might be a way in but it is delicate!
ReplyDeleteAnd have you spoken to the boss? Does she have anything to say?
Recently I became the smelly lady. I had drunk some chocolate drink even tho' I have low lactose tolerance. At the library, I sensed I had to leave very quickly. So I quickened my pace but that didn't help at all. In fact, it made it worse and when the explosion came, I was so embarrassed because I was walking past a lot of people and I could see heads turning to look at me. I fled for my life.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only one to notice that....
ReplyDeleteDrink, Drink? Did we need to remind ourselves to get some tipple? :)
I noticed it too but was too distracted by the farting issue! I was thinking water, going to joke about tipple but forgot. Should have known better! Hope it (farting) resolves somehow, soon. Never thought I would write that as a message to someone... Penny xo
ReplyDeleteWhat lovely treasures! AND she didn't fart at all! You had an excellent day!
ReplyDeleteLove the puppies - as usual. Also love the note to yourself. A very creative place to put it - most people just write on their hands not their thumbs!
LOVE THE PUPPY PHOTOS!! the material you received from your US friend is really pretty!! Love the pin and the little feet ear rings are cute. Glad you didn't get farted on! Improvement!!...lol...debbie
ReplyDeleteMy wife thinks out toddler is a dog because he keeps peeing on the same spot on the sofa.
ReplyDeleteIf I lived closer Bruiser would be mine! Your little Coco is going to need cheesecake in her diet to keep her calories up. Good night nurse what a brood!
ReplyDeleteOn the topic of farts well at least we know that your pucker string ain't loose. Some folks can't hep it.
Maybe she suffers from constipation. You could bring her a lovely dish of prunes and cream. Get it all over with ya know.